Boss

I know you’re new here and don’t know too much
So, let me fill you in on some important stuff

Your Mommy and Daddy are really funny and nice
Be nice and don’t cry…I won’t tell you twice

Nursing is yummy and it’s relaxing to do
You get all Mom’s attention and she’ll pet your head, too

Sleeping is nice, but there’s so much to see!
Don’t do it too much….take it from me

Singing and dancing make the grown ups all laugh
But, don’t do it while standing up in the bath

At Gramma and Papa’s, they have lots of toys
You can play with them, cousin, they all make some noise

Out of all of these things I have told you today
There’s only one to remember and I hope it will stay

You may be brand new here and sweet in every which way

But, I’m your boss now, small cousin

You’d better listen….....OK?