Not Me! Monday

Inspired by Mckmama.


Here is a list of things that I absolutely did not do this past week.


I did not eat my weight in chocolate candies this past week. I still have baby weight to get off, for goodness sakes. Why would I sabotage myself in that way?


I did not clean the same rooms in my house day after day after day, thus making no progress in the whole "cleaning the whole house" goal. It would be so silly not to just pick up after myself and do a different room every single day.


This last week, when Miriam woke up early in the morning, I did not just lean over to her bed and pick her up and lift her next to me by the front of her sleep blanket that she was zipped into. I would never be that lazy when I could just sit up in bed and pick her up. She can hold her head up, so it's not like she was flopping around when I lifted her. Don't worry.


Speaking of Miriam, I did not leave her in an outfit that had poop on it simply because I was too lazy to go upstairs to her room and get a clean one. (Oh wait.....here is another one....I did not leave all of her clean clothes in the dryer the entire week because I was too lazy to go downstairs and put them in a basket. Nor are they still in the dryer as I type this. Come on people. Give me some credit. )


This week, when Miriam was incredibly fussy, I did not swing her up on my back in the pack while I did chores. And she most certainly did not have an imprint on her face from falling asleep in this position:





While we are still on the subject of my daughter and her fussiness, there is no way in heck that I unbuckled myself in the car, climbed into the backseat, draped my body over Miriam's car seat and nursed her while my mom drove in order to squelch her screaming. That is incredibly dangerous. (And I most certainly do not have big enough boobs to do that. They would have to be ginormous in order to do something like that........)


A couple of months ago, I was finally able to fit my wedding ring back on my fat finger. This week was certainly not the first time I was able to remove it. I have definitely been diligent about losing my baby weight.

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