Inspired by Mckmama.
This post will not be long. Not for my lack of Not Me! events, but for my lack of memory and ability to recall said Not Me! events.
This last week, I did not leave numerous items of poopefied clothing in various places throughout the house because I did not want to clean them up. And if I HAD done such a disgustingly horrific thing, I most certainly would not have placed them in places like a bathroom sink full of water and a trash bag tied at the top to avoid having to smell the spoiled outfits.
I joined Weight Watchers this past week to get the remaining amount of my baby weight off. I did really well. Those of you who are familiar with the program will know that you get a certain amount of "extra" points each week to eat whatever you want. You can use a few points each day or all of them at once. It being my very first week returning back to Weight Watchers, I most certainly did not use a ridiculous amount of points eating things like ice cream and candy bars. Nope. Not me. I am starting fresh and will thus forth only be eating things like broccoli and cabbage.
I did not leave a tube of prescription acne cream in Miriam's diaper bag and my mom most certainly did not rub it all over her little tushy thinking it was Desitin. That would be truly careless on my part.
What didn't you do this last week?
2 comments:
haha- at least Miriam will have a nice clear tush! = )
That reminds me of the time I mistook my nailpolish remover for toner and rubbed it all over my face. I'm not sure it's ever recovered!
And I'm notorious for leaving poopy articles of clothing in sinks full of water. One time I filled the sink but forgot to put the clothes in, but didn't realize it until days later when I saw Brody's poopy onesie sitting on his shelf in his room. GROSS. (And I say "one time" but it was last week.)
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